It costs over $200 to get all the downloadable content this game is offering. Seriously. |
Thursday, February 26, 2015
Secondhand Opinion: Evolve
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Four Art Games That Are Actually Pretty Good
There are games out there that are designed with the expressed purpose to being considered art. Most of the time these games end up being pretentious walking simulators. Games like Anna and The Path which which use flowery dialogue and subversive or contradictory mechanics to waste the time of the players to show how "deep" and "meaningful" they are. However, there are several art games that are truly great and don't have to rely of obtuse complexity. I would highly recommend at least checking out of the the following games as they are truly great experiences and deserve as much attention as possible simply because of how.
Journey
Let's start with a game that has gotten a lot of attention including a Grammy nomination for it amazing soundtrack. In "Journey", you play as a mysterious pilgrim crossing a desert to reach a mountain in the distance. It sounds underwhelming at first but thatgamecompany's "Journey" is far more then simply getting from point A to point B. "Journey" is the human experience condensed into a single two hour interactive experience cycling through every emotion that you can possibly think of. "Journey" is also a game designed to be as universal. It has no dialogue, and yet it manages cross almost every cultural barrier imaginable. It is truly a magnificent example of what video games are capable of and how they can convey complex emotion in a way no other medium can.
Flower
Another game made by thatgamecompany, "Flower" is follows roughly the same formula as Journey. In Flower you play as the wind carrying flower petals and coloring the landscape and bringing it to life. It is a calm relaxing game that explores themes of nature and human explanation without a single word. While not as emotionally powerful as Journey, Flower is still well worth your time and I can tell you from experience that it is a game that will always make you feel calm and serene while playing it.
Thomas Was Alone
Who ever thought is was possible to write a story that makes you feel a deep emotion connection to a red rectangle and yet "Thomas Was Alone" manages to do it. "Thomas Was Alone" puts you into the role of Thomas and his friends, as they travel through the mysterious computer program they call home. The game has an extremely minimalist art style with characters literally being different colored geometric shapes and yet every single character is fully rounded, rich with personality, and unique to play as. This is due to the game's fantastic writing by Mike Bithell and the masterful narration from Danny Wallace. If there were any problems I could point out it that's the game tries to shove in a last minute antagonist that sorta conflicts with the rest of the game. But in spite of those flaws "Thomas Was Alone" is truly a testament to minimalist, interactive storytelling.
The Unfinished Swan
A game from little known developer Giant Sparrow, "The Unfinished Swan" is a minimalist first person adventure game that places players in the shoes of a boy named Monroe shortly after his mother's death. Monroe is allowed to keep only one of the hundreds of unfinished paintings his mother left behind and he chooses the painting of an unfinished swan that was always his mother's favorite. Then one night the swan comes to life and lead Monroe into a strange world rule over by a childish king. "The Unfinished Swan" is a fairytale that tells a very sad, but ultimately heartwarming story and, in spite of a few sections of the game that drags on, the game always has you doing something interesting and new every other level. If you looking for something interesting I highly recommend "The Unfinished Swan."
Well there are some fantastic art games that you can check out. All of these games are available on Playstation 3, "Flower", "Thomas Was Alone", and "The Unfinished Swan" are available on Playstation 4 with "Journey" on the way, and "Thomas Was Alone" is available on all major game systems.
Let's start with a game that has gotten a lot of attention including a Grammy nomination for it amazing soundtrack. In "Journey", you play as a mysterious pilgrim crossing a desert to reach a mountain in the distance. It sounds underwhelming at first but thatgamecompany's "Journey" is far more then simply getting from point A to point B. "Journey" is the human experience condensed into a single two hour interactive experience cycling through every emotion that you can possibly think of. "Journey" is also a game designed to be as universal. It has no dialogue, and yet it manages cross almost every cultural barrier imaginable. It is truly a magnificent example of what video games are capable of and how they can convey complex emotion in a way no other medium can.
Another game made by thatgamecompany, "Flower" is follows roughly the same formula as Journey. In Flower you play as the wind carrying flower petals and coloring the landscape and bringing it to life. It is a calm relaxing game that explores themes of nature and human explanation without a single word. While not as emotionally powerful as Journey, Flower is still well worth your time and I can tell you from experience that it is a game that will always make you feel calm and serene while playing it.
Who ever thought is was possible to write a story that makes you feel a deep emotion connection to a red rectangle and yet "Thomas Was Alone" manages to do it. "Thomas Was Alone" puts you into the role of Thomas and his friends, as they travel through the mysterious computer program they call home. The game has an extremely minimalist art style with characters literally being different colored geometric shapes and yet every single character is fully rounded, rich with personality, and unique to play as. This is due to the game's fantastic writing by Mike Bithell and the masterful narration from Danny Wallace. If there were any problems I could point out it that's the game tries to shove in a last minute antagonist that sorta conflicts with the rest of the game. But in spite of those flaws "Thomas Was Alone" is truly a testament to minimalist, interactive storytelling.
A game from little known developer Giant Sparrow, "The Unfinished Swan" is a minimalist first person adventure game that places players in the shoes of a boy named Monroe shortly after his mother's death. Monroe is allowed to keep only one of the hundreds of unfinished paintings his mother left behind and he chooses the painting of an unfinished swan that was always his mother's favorite. Then one night the swan comes to life and lead Monroe into a strange world rule over by a childish king. "The Unfinished Swan" is a fairytale that tells a very sad, but ultimately heartwarming story and, in spite of a few sections of the game that drags on, the game always has you doing something interesting and new every other level. If you looking for something interesting I highly recommend "The Unfinished Swan."
Well there are some fantastic art games that you can check out. All of these games are available on Playstation 3, "Flower", "Thomas Was Alone", and "The Unfinished Swan" are available on Playstation 4 with "Journey" on the way, and "Thomas Was Alone" is available on all major game systems.
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Secondhand Opinion: The Order 1886
"Gears of Yore" |
Sunday, February 8, 2015
Grim Fandango Review: A Film Noir Masterpiece with One Fatal Flaw
Grim Fandango is a game that I wanted to love. I grew up playing LucasArts adventure games, my favorites being the excellent Monkey Island games. Grim Fandango was one I never got to play and never could get my hands on after it disappeared from the world at large during the adventure game genre’s decade long remission. When it was announced that Grim Fandango was going to be remastered and rereleased after being lost for fifteen years I was excited. However, after playing I was half disappointed. I say half disappointed for the most part I loved this game, but there was one fatal flaw that damn near ruined the game for me. So let’s get to this shall we.
Let’s start with what I loved about this game. The story is one of the most creative and imaginative ones I have ever had the honor to experience. You play as Manny Calavera, a travel agent in the Land of the Dead whose job it is the reap recently deceased souls and give them travel packages to their final reward based on their deeds in life with saintly souls getting tickets to go on the Number Nine, a train that leads to the Land of Eternal Rest in four minutes instead of four years. After going through a rough patch of getting less than saintly clients, decides to steal one from his rival Domino only to discover that she, despite of being one of the most virtuous souls imaginable, seemingly does not qualify for anything but a long walk. This tips Manny off that there's something wrong in the Land of the Dead and so begins his four year journey to uncover the corruption that is stealing the just rewards of saintly souls, meeting lots and lots of interesting characters along the way.
All Character Models have gotten updated textures, thought you can switch to the original textures at anytime by pressing L3 and R3(PS4 Version). |
The story is simply brilliant and one of the best film noirs narratives in any form of medium. The writing is brilliant and combined with the stellar voice work every character feels vibrant and alive(despite the fact everyone is dead). Almost every character is memorable and I can guarantee you will remember their names long after playing. The art style is beautiful combining the harsh shadows and gritty atmosphere of film noir with colorfully, beautiful architecture inspired by Art Deco and Aztec designs to create something truly gorgeous to behold. Finally, the soundtrack is perfect capturing that film noir tone with a latino twist and is a joy to listen to. All in all, the story, characters, art style, and music are enough for me to recommend this to anyone.
New dynamic lighting makes Grim Fandango's already fantastic presentation and makes it even better. |
However, Grim Fandango suffers from a fatal flaw and that flaw is that it is a horrible game. Grim Fandango is an adventure game and the goal of most adventure games is to solve simple puzzles to move along to the next story bit. Modern adventure games like Telltale's The Walking Dead have very simple puzzles the player must complete before the next story beat will begin. Grim Fandango has puzzles to solve to get to the next story beat, but they are anything but simple. I am going to say that Grim Fandango without hyperbole has the worst puzzles I have ever had the misfortune of playing in any adventure game.
Grim Fandango's art style takes inspiration from Art Deco and Aztec architecture. |
To properly communicate how bad Grim Fandango’s puzzles are let me tell you how to solve one of the game’s earliest puzzles. You need to get into the mailroom to steal one of your rival’s clients so how do you get in. Lockpick the door, trick the mechanic into letting you in, nope first you have to get two deflated balloons from a clown outside your office building, next you have to go into the packing room and fill the deflated balloons with two different chemicals, then you have to put the balloons in the pneumo tube in your office to get the mechanic to go into the mail room, and finally while the mechanic is distracted unlock the door so that when the mechanic leaves the door stays open. There is no logic in that puzzle, no flow to follow, only madness and every single puzzle in the game is like this. It is simply unbearable.
Mercedes "Meche" Colomar is a saintly soul denied her ultimate reward by corruption plaguing the Land of the Dead. |
After that massive rant I pulled about Grim Fandango’s puzzles you may think that I would not recommend it, but like I have said the story, characters, art style, and music more than make up for it. If you plan on getting this game print out a spoiler free walkthrough and just use that to solve the abysmal puzzles. No sane human being can solve those puzzles without help. Grim Fandango deserves to be experienced, its just a shame that the game part of Grim Fandango is so horrible compared to everything else the game has to offer. Grim Fandango is available for PC, Mac, Linux, PS4, and PS Vita for $14.99.
Monday, February 2, 2015
Some So Bad It's Good Movies You Might Not Have Heard Of
(While this is a blog that primarily covers video games, I will from time to time talk about something else just for the sake of having a little more variety. Please Understand)
Birdemic 2: The Resurrection
One might find it hard to believe with Birdemic Shock and Terror's place in the so bad it’s good movie pantheon that the sequel would fly so under the radar. Most people that have seen the first Birdemic either aren't aware the sequel exists or have seen it and think it’s not as funny as the first one. I for one love the sequel even more than original. Mainly because of the even more randomly insane non sequiturs like the giant jumbo jellyfish, caveman zombies, and prehistoric birds brought to life by red global warming rain. Even better is that James Nguyen, the director of both Birdemic films is still under the delusion that he is the next Hitchcock. If you haven’t seen the first Birdemic then start here. You will likely regret it, but you’ll enjoy doing it regardless.
The Amazing Bulk
This movie is completely indescribable, but I will do my best to put it into words. Imagine if you will An Incredible Hulk parody shot entirely with green screen, using stock animations rather than making anything of their own, and performed by actors that don’t have any grip on reality whatsoever. It is amazing and I laughed myself silly throughout the entire thing. Just watch the trailer yourself. No words can truly do this film justice.
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Troma Entertainment Inc. is one of the oldest independent film makers best known for The Toxic Avenger and a huge number of exploitation films. Yet the funny thing about Troma’s films is that underneath all the sex, violence, and gore there is often some kind of social commentary, usually anti corporate in nature. Poultrygeist is a film that makes fun of hippy protesters, fast food restaurants, zombie movies, and pretty much every member of the human race. It never takes itself too seriously and it is just a whole lot of fun if you can get past the gore and sex.
Those were some so bad it’s good movies to check out. They're not for everyone and I can safely assume that many of you will probably hate them. But, I firmly believe that everything has some kind of value and should be shared even if that value is only “don’t be this.” hope at least a few of you can find enjoyment in these movies like me.
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